{"id":344,"date":"2013-06-27T18:05:54","date_gmt":"2013-06-27T18:05:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/djecjikutak.muzej-rijeka.hr\/?page_id=344"},"modified":"2013-06-27T18:36:48","modified_gmt":"2013-06-27T18:36:48","slug":"kidaonica","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/djecjikutak.muzej-rijeka.hr\/index.php\/kidaonica\/","title":{"rendered":"Kidaonica"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Mujo u egipatskom muzeju<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Mujo odlu\u010dio po\u010dastiti Fatu putovanjem za godi\u0161njicu braka i povede ju u Egipat. Nakon krstarenja Nilom, odo\u0161e u obilazak muzeja po Kairu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Do\u0111u oni u muzej, gledaju starine, kad ispod jedne mumije pi\u0161e RAXV-1900. Fata zbunjeno upita Muju:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Mujo, bolan, \u0161ta zna\u010di ovo \u0161to pi\u0161e ispod mumije?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Mujo bolje pogleda i odgovori:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Valjda registracija auta koji ga je pogazio&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\"><strong>U muzeju<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Do\u0111e plavu\u0161a u muzej i sru\u0161i staru vazu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Do\u0111e \u010dista\u010d i re\u010de: \u201cJesi li normalna, upravo si razbila vazu staru 700 godina!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">A ona \u0107e njemu: \u201cUh, sada mi je lak\u0161e!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u201cPa kako lak\u0161e?\u201d, re\u010de on.\u00a0 \u201cPa lijepo! Mislila sam da je nova!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Vodi\u010d Mujo<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Zaposlio se Mujo kao vodi\u010d u muzeju. Po\u0161to nije imao pojma ni o \u010demu, izmi\u0161ljao je. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Vode\u0107i grupu turista zastane kraj jednog eksponata i ka\u017ee: &#8220;Ovo je lubanja Aleksandra Velikog!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8220;A ova manja?&#8221;, upita jedan posjetilac.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8220;To je isto njegova, samo kad je bio mali!&#8221;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mujo u egipatskom muzeju Mujo odlu\u010dio po\u010dastiti Fatu putovanjem za godi\u0161njicu braka i povede ju u Egipat. Nakon krstarenja Nilom, odo\u0161e u obilazak muzeja po Kairu. Do\u0111u oni u muzej, gledaju starine, kad ispod jedne mumije pi\u0161e RAXV-1900. Fata zbunjeno upita Muju: &#8211; Mujo, bolan, \u0161ta zna\u010di ovo \u0161to pi\u0161e ispod mumije? Mujo bolje pogleda [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/djecjikutak.muzej-rijeka.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/344"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/djecjikutak.muzej-rijeka.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/djecjikutak.muzej-rijeka.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/djecjikutak.muzej-rijeka.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/djecjikutak.muzej-rijeka.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=344"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/djecjikutak.muzej-rijeka.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/344\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/djecjikutak.muzej-rijeka.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}